Why can’t period cramps be a legitimate reason to not go into work

sweet-bitsy:

v4rd:

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.

livefromplanetearth:

mockeryd:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

Notice how when you read these out loud, they sound so stupid. Why do people not think people they send texts

Oh god and these are real convos I’ve seen around.

lookatallthelovelyfandoms:

Actors being their characters without being in character.

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

I cried

maykatic47:

save-the-cheerleader:

in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself

and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK

And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’

and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u

I think I do too.

lyallupin:

Do you ever just want to go to Hogwarts?

Like, you don’t want to be a member of the trio, or the order, or a death eater.

You just want to go to the school.

You want to know what it feels like to be up late stressing over potions homework, or how it feels to really ride a broom, and just go to Hogwarts on a normal year as a normal student

mishasminions:

DEMON DEAN SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one