eatsleepcrap:

watching-the-stars-fall-down:

itskathybabe:

eatsleepcrap:

The family business…

IS THAT ADAM IN THE CAGE

You didn’t

Oh, but I did

gallifrey-feels:

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i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

Things I'm bad at: singing
Things I do a lot: sing

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

Anonymous asked: WE SHOULD DO THAT THING WHERE WE TALK ABOUT OUR LIVES IN THIS FORMAT MORE OFTEN. AND POST SHENANIGANS LIKE BANANA AND DESTINY.

YES, YES I ENJOY THIS VERY MUCH.

Anonymous asked: MY CONSISTENT TAG FOR YOU IS FEXUAL. COME TP THINK OF IT I HAVEN'T USED IT IN A WHILE. BECAUSE I'M USELESS AT TAGGING SHIT.

I DONT REALLY USE YOUR TAG A LOT EITHER SO DONT WORRY ABOUT IT

Anonymous asked: OH MY GOD. HEY, YOU HAVE A TAG FOR ME. IT'S JUST MY NAME BUT I DO LOVE. I AM WEIRDLY PROUD OF THIS TAG.

YES, THIS IS MY BEST TAG